queen beebz... j-fizzle, rock star fish, j bird, jodily, geode, jo-dizzle, jodelishus, j star, the list goes on. i think you can tell how much someone is loved by how many names they roll with.
she got mad steeze, like the kind that makes your head do a 360 in order to take it all in. playing dress ups with her is pretty much as fun as it gets, from stitching on a girl scout patch to finding the perfect socks that match, she has mad skillz in the stylistic department. like people should pay her lots of money to dress them.
she's been the hottest milf this side of the himalaya since she was 17.
she's super sized fun like a giant blow up castle on your 5th birthday with all yer bestest buddies
imagine if kwan yin were a life sized puppet, or better yet, a blow up doll. thats how fun jody is.
she never gets boring, ever. like always on. pretty much all of rumis poetry was inspired by her.
when your in her presence you feel special and important, like everything you do is good and appreciated. she'll make u dizzy like a dervish, turn your world upside down with loving kindness, and connect the dots like your favourite magic square.
she's hella funny, like a white dave chappell. what?! ok with a heart of gold that would melt all the wax dummies in madam tussouds mueum.
her fish tacos are the bomb. she's like the guacamole on top of your salsa with a blob of sour cream in the mix.

shes the mint in my mojito,
a galactic mafiosa incognito
the hand made felt flower in my hat
the smile on a cheshire cat
the gem in my healing elixer
a pretty problem fixer
a bed time lullaby in your ear
on a hot day better than an ice cold beer
a potent medicinal jungle vine
an uber dope, fresh freestyle rhyme
a tropical flower perpetually in bloom
the bright light that fills a room
a vintage time peace pocket watch
that twitter patter in yer crotch
community pillar and social model
a perggers hottie with a the cutest waddle
makes anything she touch turn to gold
precious memories forever to hold
the perfect alchemy of flavour
a sweet wet kiss to savour
she has a magic carpet to ride
many co-pilots by her side
i vow to sing her praises til
eternity plus infinity if u will


she would slay all the contestants on project runway...and iron chef for that matter.
old school like amish, new school like the ultimate utopia, tru school like totes real, down to earth look u in the eye and see core with her shamanic vision.
she's the queen of wands holding the ace of cups in one hand and the rest of the deck in the other.
recognize. shes cooler than the other side of your pillow.